- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to die

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to die instantly

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to poop standing up

The power to bread toast!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

Pointless Super Powers