The power drown in water

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!