The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to misspell

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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being black

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!