- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to have a pointless power.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to eat your own head.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the ability to see through air

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to buy free things.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

Pointless Super Powers