- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to eat socks

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to bread toast!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power... to move you.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

Pointless Super Powers