make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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I'm a giant di

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the ability to die on command

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!