- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to die at will

the power to change people socks on command

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The ability to not slip on banana peels

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to kill you self.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

Pointless Super Powers