- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to bread toast!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be born again

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to turn retarted

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to (place useless super power here)

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Pointless Super Powers