- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to even

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to not finish your....

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to get arrested

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to be asleep while in bed

Pointless Super Powers