The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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mint berry crunch

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power of hindsight

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!