- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the ability to see through air

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to buy free things.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to die

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to bread toast!

The ability to die instantly

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to poop standing up

Pointless Super Powers