- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Pointless Super Powers