I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to read your own mind

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to misspell

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!