the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!