The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to misspell

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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being black

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!