make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the ability to die on command

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!