- Pointless Super Powers

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

+52

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

+50

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

+44

The power to not get shit d*ck

+42

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

+36

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

the power to fly in space