- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to not finish your....

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to pull open push only doors

Pointless Super Powers