The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to die at will.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The Power to Power

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!