- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to eat three times a day.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the ability to levitate

Pointless Super Powers