- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to make your nose blink.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

Pointless Super Powers