The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!