- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to self destruct

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be born again

The power to bread toast!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

Pointless Super Powers