- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to make your nose blink.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

power to fly when your underwater

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

Power to freeze ice.

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Pointless Super Powers