what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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cry acid tears

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!