- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to jizz money

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to even

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to ignore useful information

Pointless Super Powers