the power to misspell

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to look TV

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to become famous on vine

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!