- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to break bones at will.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the ability to levitate

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to touch your toes

The power to eat three times a day.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to crap without pissing.

Pointless Super Powers