- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be born again

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to poop standing up

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability to die instantly

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers