- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to turn retarted

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers