- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to count to infinity.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The Power of Anti-Sex

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

power to fart through your mouth

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to divide by 0

the ability to command watermelons

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The Power to Fail in Failing

Pointless Super Powers