Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to get arrested

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!