the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!