The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!