The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to die

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!