the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power drown in water

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!