the ability to tell time without a watch

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to jump face first

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to never come into existence

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!