The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to like this post

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!