- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bread toast!

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to be born again

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to turn retarted

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.