- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to die on command.

The Power to Fail in Failing

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to die

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

Pointless Super Powers