the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make water expire.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!