The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to become famous on vine

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!