- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the power to eat bread

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power drown in water

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

Pointless Super Powers