- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to levitate

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

To change your eye colour when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers