The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to buy free things.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!