The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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being black

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to turn into a tree

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!