The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to even

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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being black

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!