- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be born again

The power to bread toast!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to turn retarted

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

Pointless Super Powers