- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to make your nose blink.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

Pointless Super Powers