The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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cry acid tears

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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75% levitation

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!