- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

i love to make shit brix

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to break bones at will.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to touch your toes

Vanilla scented blood

Pointless Super Powers